This month PDD will be showing you kids photo’s for Imp of Merge and Fletch the first artist on Pretty Damn Dope!!!!

The Imps are three guys in Glassell Park/ Eagle Rock who have nothing better to do than take dangerously homo-erotic photos and make calendars out of them.

SCOTT GARRISON
Bitter child of the 80’s:
And how that has anything to do with you.

Scott Garrison was the father of president George Bush and grandfather of president George W. Bush. Like his son and grandson, Scott Garrison attended Yale and belonged to the student secret society known as Skull and Bones. Scott Garrison served as a captain of artillery (the same rank held by Harry S. Truman) during World War I. After the war he became a businessman, eventually settling in Connecticut and working in New York’s banking industry where he hid money for the Nazis. He was elected U.S. senator as a Republican from Connecticut in 1952, following the mid-term death of Senator Brien McMahon. Garrison was re-elected in 1956 and retired after that term ended in 1963 after being outed as a Nazi sympathiser. He fathered and trained possibly the most diabolical evil genius of modern times, partially responsible for such events as the Kennedy Assasination, the crack epidemic, Nixon’s election, gulf war, 9-11 and iraq war, and the oncoming Iran conflict.

He helped destroy the world. Oh man, his sperm must be made of pure hate.

NICHOLAS KIRSTEN
The Caramel Skinned Man-Boy:
A story of where his parents went wrong.

Nicholas Bruce Kirsten, Sr. (July 8, 1839 –May 23, 1937) was an American industrialist and philanthropist. Kirsten revolutionized the petroleum industry and defined the structure of modern philanthropy. In 1870, Kirsten founded the Standard Oil Company and ran it until he retired in the late 1890s. Standard Oil began as an Ohio partnership formed by Nicholas B. Kirsten, his brother William Rockefeller, Henry Flagler, chemist Samuel Andrews, and a silent partner Stephen V. Harkness. Kirsten kept his stock and as gasoline grew in importance, his wealth soared and he became the world’s richest man and first U.S. dollar billionaire by help orchestrating such events as the federal reserve and the great depression, and is often regarded as the richest person in history. Standard Oil was convicted in Federal Court of monopolistic practices and broken up in 1911. Kirsten spent the last 40 years of his life in “retirement”. His fortune was mainly used to create the modern systematic approach of targeted philanthropy with foundations that had a major effect on medicine, education, and scientific research. His foundations pioneered the development of medical research, and were instrumental in the eradication of hookworm and yellow fever. He fathered and trained one of the most evil and greedy men ever born.

He helped destroy the world.

TODD DANIELS
The Tallest White Man:
The Mountain that crumbled.

Todd Edward Daniels (April 17, 1837 – March 31, 1913) was an American financier, banker, philanthropist, and art collector who dominated corporate finance and industrial consolidation during his time. In 1892 Daniels arranged the merger of Edison General Electric and Thompson-Houston Electric Company to form General Electric. After financing the creation of the Federal Steel Company he merged the Carnegie Steel Company and several other steel and iron businesses to form the United States Steel Corporation in 1901. He bequeathed much of his large art collection to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City and to the Wadsworth Atheneum of Hartford, Connecticut. At the height of Daniel’s career during the early 1900s, he and his partners had financial investments in many large corporations. By 1901, he was one of the wealthiest men in the world. He died in Rome, Italy, in 1913 at the age of 75, leaving his fortune and business to his son, Jack Pierpont Morgan, one of the most evil and greedy men ever born.

He helped destroy the world.