I figured i’d pick a different thing to piss and moan about. Next week: Toilet seat ettiquite.

Here it is:

I was reading statistics about the growth of minorities in the United States and I wondered to myself, “Is there anyone or anything out there measuring the growth of white America?” Is white America dying off? Is there so much ‘white guilt’ that being concerned about a dwindling white population is taboo?
I’m all for diversity, and soon our President will be black man who will hopefully grow an afro to drive it home to all those racist morons out there, but please let’s not forget what the white man offers us.

-Who will deny my loan application at the bank?
-Who will dance poorly and do the “White Man’s Overbite”?
-Who will wear sheets and think that it frightens the rest of us?

So please white people, I know that people of different ethnicities are much more attractive, but you have got to keep your end of the bargain. I don’t want to have to take my kids to Iowa to see a herd of white folk like they are the dwindling Buffalo population.