I was angry when I wrote this. It doesn’t indicate that I am a misogynist or pro-life or anything like that. Don’t take it the wrong way, ladies.

There is nothing in the world worse than a beautiful woman because her number one priority above all else is looking good. Most problems in the world can somehow be traced back to beautiful women. We’ll examine this through broad sweeping generalizations and stereotypical exaggerations. Let’s start from the time of post adolescence. If she’s not sexually active, she’s probably a tease at the very least, so there’s a bunch of horny young teenagers running around thinking they might eventually fuck her, but never do so they lose their minds and being immature at that age, they start drinking or using drugs to help them forget about the rejection, enveloped in sexual frustration. The women that they actually do get to sleep with, they end up treating like shit because they’ve grown to hate all women and view it as a way of payback all thanks to the fine woman that they could never fuck. These men’s desires to dominate translate over to most other aspects of their lives as they eventually become big successful assholes, make a lot of money, and probably have corporate financial interests that are protected through the exploitation of the American public, white collar crime, and international warfare. If she is fucking, then she’s probably a ho seeing as how men have been trying to fuck her for most of her life and she can only withstand their advances for so long before they break her down. But after a while she gets so much positive attention from fucking that she doesn’t realize she’s becoming a ho. Pussy is her only tool because she can’t cook worth a goddamn and she’s probably not that smart because she figures she doesn’t have to be or her looks get her whatever she wants without expending much mental energy. This makes other women jealous of her and causes them to lose their own self esteem, after which they either become whores themselves or grow so insanely insecure that they sabotage every relationship they’re in with constant accusations of infidelity and over involvement in their companion’s life, typically resulting in substance abuse, divorce, and occasionally murder. As the beautiful woman gets older, it just gets worse because she starts to see her looks fade. If she does decide to have kids, all the kids are gonna be fucked up in the head. You see it all the time, a fine ass woman walking all in front of her kids not even looking at them, she doesn’t even hold the baby’s hand. She’s smoking cigarettes around the kid, she’s probably still drinking or she’s moved on to harder stuff because the responsibility of a baby is more than her pretty little head can handle, and she covers up her usually drugged up state with a pair of black Dolce & Gabbana shades. Again she can’t cook, so they’re probably malnourished, eating Kid Cuisine and Hot Pockets for half of their meals, the other half is McDonald’s. They get fat as shit before they turn 5 and probably end up with diabetes or some other illness brought on by growing up eating overly processed foods (likely cancer). If she has more than one kid they’ll probably be by different fathers, deadbeat motherfuckers, too, because we all know those are the guys pretty women like the most. These men don’t give a fuck about the kids and they either aren’t there or they’re beating the shit out of em, putting out cigarettes on ‘em and god knows what else. The kids grow up so traumatized they probably become serial killers or have some deviant sexual lifestyle. If she does care about the kids, she only knows how to show it by buying them stuff so now they’re spoiled rotten. They go school and terrorize everyone there, but they’ve got the brand new Jordans and wear clothes nicer than the teachers have on. These little kids only value money, certainly more so than education, so they probably drop out and become career criminals, spending their lives in and out of jail for various offenses from narcotics distribution to armed robbery which usually leads to violent offenses like assault and murder. If she has a daughter, chances are the daughter eventually grows to be as beautiful as her, so she’s jealous of her and constantly fucks with her head to take away her confidence, or she lets one of her boyfriends molest her and doesn’t do shit about it, putting that girl into the same cycle of abuse and self medication and hell that so many go through. Like I said, the father’s probably not there, so now she has daddy issues on top of that and spends the rest of her life looking for the approval of men, eventually stripping, becoming a prostitute, or doing porno. So let’s say the fine ass woman doesn’t have kids. She then ends up 35, 40, still looking good, but most of the men she knows are married so she becomes…that’s right, a homewrecker. She’s ruining other people’s relationships building up an impressive resume as a woman on the side. She’s older now, so it doesn’t matter as much what the man does or how much money he makes just as long as he’s married, because there’s nothing that makes a fine woman feel finer than taking another woman’s man. So she’s fucking anybody from CEOs to Pastors to just a simple brother with his own Lawn Care business just working hard trying to make a living, she doesn’t care. Of course the wives always find out and she either decides to get a divorce, take the kids and try to take everything the man has in court, resulting in years of dysfunction for the entire family, or she puts up with the cheating for so long that it eats away at her, she eventually snaps into a psychotic episode and kills her husband or has someone else do it. You see? You see how they destroy everything in their path, leaving behind them a trail of misery, death, broken hearts, and peach scented bath and body works fragrance? You see what beautiful women do to us, to the world? And will it ever change? Will we ever wise up and stop spending our lives heaping praises upon them, fawning and obsessing over them, forsaking our own good judgment just to get some sort of attention from them, to have them smile at us, talk to us, show some sort of sign that they know we exist? No. We won’t. The most we can hope for is to maintain some sort of control over ourselves to prevent from becoming one of their many victims. So the next time you feel yourself about to compromise everything you believe in and sacrifice your pockets, your family, your relationship, your soul all for the hope of gaining a beautiful woman’s good graces, remember this…bitch’s aint shit but hos and tricks.

P.S. Date more ugly women.